Shit from Pittsburgh’s USPS and Citibank
Okay.
So last Friday, Mr. Worm sent me a credit card using USPS’s priority mail, advertised to ship within three days. It has already been an entire week, and I still have not received anything from Seattle. Unfortunately, the card has been activated (Citibank requires that the card be activated from the home phone), so both Mr. Worm and I are afraid that the card might have got lost, which brings up the possibility of someone else using it.
I called the local post office for our neighborhood, and explained my situation: I know without a tracking number you probably can’t find it, but is there anything else that can be done? And you know what the lady said to me?
“I’m sorry, but without a tracking number, we can’t do anything about it. You’re just going to have to call the credit card company.”
“Okay…. so priority mail is supposed to be shipped within three days, right?”
“Usually. Sometimes it doesn’t.”
WTF?!?!?!
*Sometimes* it doesn’t? Then why the hell would we want to pay four times the usual postage price for a letter/package that might not even be shipped within the time frame of so-called “priority mail”? If it’s going to arrive the same time it would under normal shipping speed, then why the hell bother with advertising “three day priority mail” and charge the customer $5 USD for a piece of plastic that probably doesn’t even weigh 0.03 oz.? And if it’s priority, it is quite reasonable to assume that the contents are pretty important (why else would one choose priority mail within the states?). You’d think that they would be especially careful with mail like that. And honestly, that lady’s attitude was definitely not what I would consider quality customer service.
Undeterred, I called the local post office that Mr. Worm went to. And – surprise! – the lady was exceptionally nice and tried to be as helpful as possible. Contrast Pittsburgh-Lady with Seattle’s: “Oh, I’m sorry for your inconvenience. Yes, priority mail is supposed to arrive within three days, but sometimes it doesn’t. I don’t know why that happens, it’s ridiculous, but sometimes it just falls out in the back of truck. But if you can find the confirmation number, I will be able to look it up in our computer system for you.” What a difference! I mean, I know it’s not their personal problem that my mail got lost or delayed, but really, customer service and attitude really does make such a big difference!
Yesterday, I told Taine about the situation, and said,
“Pittsburgh’s postal service seems so……”
“Unreliable?”
“Yes! Very much so. Or is it just me and my bad luck?”
“No. You’re right. They are extremely unreliable.”
Shit. Next time, if we need to ship anything important, then we are definitely *not* using USPS. With something like an activated credit card, I would rather spend a buck or two more and go to FedEx or DSL.
And then, I called Citibank to see if they could cancel my card and send me a new one to the address in Pittsburgh instead of the home mailing address. First of all, THE LADY DOESN’T EVEN FREAKIN’ SPEAK DECENT ENGLISH OR UNDERSTAND MY ENGLISH!! I’ve had to explain over and over that we already received the card, had sent it to Pittsburgh, but were concerned that it got lost. She kept saying with a heavy Indian accent “You have to wait at least two weeks for the card to be processed.”
BUT IT HAS ALREADY BEEN PROCESSED! THAT’S NOT EVEN THE FREAKIN’ POINT!
And I tried to ask her as calmly as possible if they could ship it to Pittsburgh.
“No. We can’t do that. No, we just can’t. No, no, no.” What is she, a broken record? Can’t she even give me a reason? Capital One let’s you do that. Why not Citibank?
On top of all that crap, I found out that if I wanted to cancel my card, they would have to cancel Mr. Worm’s card as well, because of the same number. And so we would have to wait another two weeks or so, by which time I should be back in Seattle.
I suggested to Mr. Worm that I will wait until the day I leave, and if the card still hasn’t arrived yet, I will call them to cancel the cards and just have them send new ones back home.
Talk about inefficient, ineffective America! If we can’t even guarantee timely deliverly of such mundane things as a piece of plastic, how the hell do we expect to expedite more important things like food and clothing in times of emergency?!

